Want to see what I’ve been up to? I’ve been making deco mesh garlands to hang on our front porch. You see, last year was the final straw for the pre-lit garlands we’d put out for years. Every year it was the same hassle, most of it brought on by my less than logical mind. I’d hang six garlands along our railing. My obsessiveness would take over as to whether they each had the same amount of swag and if the lights were pointing in ways that could be seen from the street. I’d adjust here and there and finally, not because they were perfect, but because my fingers were freezing, I’d decide enough was enough and it was time to plug them in. That’s when I’d discover that I’d hung them all in the wrong direction and the plug prong was at the opposite end from the plug. So, I’d have to take them all down and hang them up again in the opposite direction, my frozen brain caring a little less about how good they looked, as long as they lit. Of course, there always were one or two that wouldn’t light up unless they were in a specific spot (still don’t understand the reasoning there). So, at the end of last season, I chucked them!
I am now going to say something that may shock some of you – I HATE decorating! Despite the capital letters, I whispered that statement. It seems almost “unChristian” to dislike decorating for Christmas. From what I can tell by listening to others, there aren’t many who sympathize with my anti-decorating mindset. I talked to a patient last year who confessed to having three Christmas trees. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that I don’t even have a single one. Continue reading